Im not trying to be mean or anything, but I think their funny. I have friends that are blondes and their in all pre-ap classes. Please oh please don't be mean and make sure their "CLEAN" blonde jokes...Im only 12!
A woman walks into the doctors office and says, "Doctor I hurt all over."
The doctor says, "That's impossible."
"No really! Just look, when I touch my arm, ouch! it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch!, it hurts. When I touch my head, ouch!, it hurts. When I touch my chest, ouch!!, it really hurts," she replies.
The doctor just shakes his head and says,"You're a natural blonde aren't you?"
The woman smiles and says, "Why yes I am. How did you know?"
The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken
heard it. but its good. its funny cuz im a brunntte
a blonde person and a black person jump off a cliff at the same time. who dies first? the black person bcz the blonde stopped and asked for directions.
How did the blonde try and kill the fish
she drowned it
ps:sorry if i offended anyone
What Kind of Tracks Are They? :
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
HERES ONE MORE BLONDE JOKES
Civic Lesson:
In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old.
A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen. In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office. She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with "What funny blonde jokesmakes a natural born citizen more qualified to be President than one born by C-Section?"
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!" "You can't get out of your room?"; the captain asked. "Why not?" She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? There's white-out on the screen.
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool?
A: Air Pockets
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
okay, i personally think this is the funniest joke i have EVER heard!
this blonde decides she needs a new tv so she goes to the electronic store. she finds the perfect tv. so she brings it to the counter and says "i would like to buy this tv" and the clerk said "im sorry, we dont sale to blonde's"
so she goes home and dies her hair red, she comes back to te store, picks out the same tv and says to the clerk "i would like to buy this tv" and again he said "im sorry, we still dont sell to blonde's" she says "darn it!"
so she goes home and shaves her head bald. she goes back the store and picks up the SAME tv and says to the clerk "i would like to buy this tv" AGAIN he says "im sorryfunny blonde jokes but we still dont sell to blonde's" s
the blonde says "well how did you know i was a blonde?" and he goes "mam, thats a microwave"
HAHAHAHA that makes me laugh so hard. hope ya like it
A young Redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible", says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
"No, " she says, " I'm actually a Blonde."
"I thought so, the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
okay, i personally think this is the funniest joke i have EVER heard!
this blonde decides she needs a new tv so she goes to the electronic store. she finds the perfect tv. so she brings it to the counter and says "i would like to buy this tv" and the clerk said "im sorry, we dont sale to blonde's"
so she goes home and dies her hair red, she comes back to te store, picks out the same tv and says to the clerk "i would like to buy this tv" and again he said "im sorry, we still dont sell to blonde's" she says "darn it!"
so she goes home and shaves her head bald. she goes back the store and picks up the SAME tv and says to the clerk "i would like to buy this tv" AGAIN he says "im sorry but we still dont sell to blonde's" s
the blonde says "well how did you know i was a blonde?" and he goes "mam, thats a microwave"
HAHAHAHA that makes me laugh so hard. hope ya like it
2 blondes jump off a skyscraper. which one hits the ground first?
-who cares? ^_^
I knew a blonde who was so dumb, She used to sit on the tv so she could watch the couch.
whos so dumb?
BLONDES
hahahhahahha im so funny!
There are no funny blonde jokes.
Haha.
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